The SLF Interview Part 4
Advice for napping WAGASLFs and their families
Are you proud to be the first WAGASLF1 to be interviewed?
Absolutely, I wear that badge with honor.
What would you tell other WAGASLFs about the challenges and opportunities of being a WAGASLF to a napper?
There is always going to be napping in the itinerary. Embrace the nap or it will drive you crazy.
What do you think my kids think about the napping?
That you nap a lot.
Do you think they are taking that as an important life lesson passed down from the generations?
Yes, because they get excited to share when they nap.
Is it possible to be a great parent without passing down that kind of genius level tradition?
It definitely helps.
Matt would appreciate that you didn’t dispute the characterization as genius and therefore it’s on the record.2
What are you talking about now?
Nothing.
Are you interviewing me or trading messages with Matt?
I will ask the questions here.
Ok.
Which is more exciting, answering my questions on napping, or watching paint dry?
Answering your questions.3
I think that was said sarcastically.
No, I was serious about that one. I made time for this.
Thank you for doing that.
Are you going to use a picture of me sleeping?
I will ask the questions here.
Seriously.
No, because we are trying to attract more readership.
That’s mean.
Wives And Girlfriends And Special Lady Friends.
I’ll have you know that lots of people take the LSAT 2nd half of senior year for fun, and don’t apply to law school. So I took an hour off every week from watching Fight Club and Deuce Bigalow on loop with you. I didn’t think it would have that big an impact on your life. And that you’d hold back your anger for 22 years until just the right time to drop it.
[Ed. Calmer ‘n you are.]
This was said sarcastically.