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January 8, 2023

Airplane Naps 1

The basics

This weekend, two of us flew (separately) and both lost consh. It was awesome. With that, I thought it would be helpful to lay out some airplane nap basics -- not the last you’ll hear about this.

When?

Timing is everything

I once fell asleep before takeoff and woke up after landing -- probably more a “sleep” but transcendent nonetheless, some of my best work. On a longer flight, I usually sleep somewhere in the middle. Varies with time of day, among other things.

Where?

Aisle or window?

Obviously window, though you may prefer aisle for non-napping related reasons (I do not).

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How?

Armrest dominance

I’ve spent plenty of flights jockeying for armrest position with my neighbor -- or even worse, neighbors, should I somehow wind up in a middle seat (the worst of all, hence my not even discussing it above).

From GQ.com, no rights asserted as to image

There are four choices re armrest usage:

  • none - not a lot out there, like people who think cilantro tastes like soap

  • whole thing - uncommon because there aren’t many “none”s out there, otherwise is aggressive and likely difficult to maintain

  • front half - reasonable compromise, not my favorite

  • back half - my preferred compromise, as it allows for uninterrupted napping if you recline

Today, I closed my eyes before takeoff and fell asleep soon after, then woke up almost two hours later, about an hour before landing -- again, more sleep than nap, and a tremendous one at that. No music, back armrest, no reclining. Giddy up!

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