Where were you on Onesie Monday?
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#TeamMilkfed celebrates Onesie Monday!
#wearaonesie #beapal #chewbaccaisourneighbor
(no, seriously, Chewie and Uni are our neighbors.)
- matt fraction -
Hey, I pulled out of Rose City Comic-Con today. Kel and #TEAMMILKFED will still be all up in that shizz but I'm just kind of peopled-out and I'm sorry; I don't have it in me. I'm an introvert by nature and these things tend to be extraordinarily performative for me and afterwards I'm wrecked for a couple days. Going into one pre-wrecked will do none of us any good.
There'll be the deluxe SATELLITE SAM hardcover and what SEX CRIMINALS V2 CON SPECIAL hardcovers I have left. They're both $40, which is $5 off the SAM hardcover, because I feel bad for not being at the show.
Something fucked up somewhere with the Kate Leth XXX polybags; the SEXCRIMZ 12 XXX VARIANT isn't quite going everywhere all at once this week. I found out on Friday when Diamond sent out notifications to retailers. As soon as I know when they'll be everywhere as they should be I'll let you know. It SHOULD be next week. I don't know. I don't fucking understand. I'm assured people are fixing it somehow. Sorry, Kate. Sorry, everybody.
The REGULAR version will be out everywhere, though, except iTunes and Comixology for iOS and probably some other places where those that have trouble with cum demons make decisions, I don't know. Remember, Image Comics has SEX CRIMINALS on-demand in your format of choice, DRM-free, and 100% cum-angel enabled, and you can PRE-ORDER IT NOW.
Also a dumb SECOND PRINTING of SC11 hits tomorrow, too, I think, and there's a contest? I don't know.
ODY-C 7 is out Wednesday and is Ward's absolute best work to date. I mean, just goddamn LOOK:
Thank you, to everyone that's reached out in the wake of last week. Kiss somebody you love for me.
- kelly sue deconnick -
[In case anyone missed it previously and isn't sure what Matt's on about up there: his dad passed away on September 5th. Everyone's doing about as well as can be expected at this point. We appreciate your love and understanding.]
According to our handy preorder form the last day to put PRETTY DEADLY 6 on your pull list is TODAY, but that looks to have been a hiccup on our end. Retailers can still order the book up to October 26th, so, you know, you have until October 25th to get your preorders in. THAT SAID, if you want to get something taken care of early, we support you in that decision. If you're on the fence, maybe this sneak peek will push you over?

Emma Ríos and Jordie Bellaire, folks. Damn.
Back to work with me. More notebook and pen porn next time, I promise.

Fall #TeamMilkfed interns are here!! Join us in welcoming Sophie and Turner!
Follow their exploits at @milkfed_intern on the Twitters!
#Retailer Asset Box
ODY-C and Acedia this go round!
RCCC!!
Rose City Comic Con is this weekend here in Portlandtown! (Sept. 19-20)

#TeamMilkfed will have a table stocked with goodies! Kelly Sue will be on hand for duckface selfies and #bgsd aphorisms. Check out the schedule below for #TeamMilkfed's appearances throughout the weekend.
(THE DETAILS: Home base is table J5. There’ll be someone there at all times (or most times!) if you want to buy STUFF (Bitch Planet leggings! Backmatter GARBAGE! Other STUFF!) or high-five us or just hang out! Kelly Sue will be there to sign at the times below — she’ll be around here and there at other times, too, but if you want to get something signed or chat with her and you’re carving out time for that in your weekend, check out the schedule!)
TEAM MILKFED at Rose City Comic Con is: KELLY SUE DECONNICK, LAUREN SANKOVITCH, KIT COX and BONUS CANADIAN DANI V on loan from CANADIA. Plus BRAND-NEW INTERNS??!
SATURDAY
Kelly Sue — signing at J5
10:00-11:00AM
Bitch Planet Spotlight (Kelly Sue + Valentine De Landro)
Room: Panel Room 8
12:30PM - 1:20PM
Representation in Comics (Kelly Sue)
Room: Panel Room 5
2:00PM - 2:50PM
Away from the Drawing Table - careers in comics and publishing (Lauren Sankovitch)
Room: Panel Room 5
3:00PM - 3:50PM
Image Comics: Where Creators Own Thrills (Kelly Sue + Valentine De Landro)
Room: Panel Room 3
3:30PM - 4:20PM
Kelly Sue — signing at J5
5:00-7:00PM
SUNDAY
Kelly Sue — signing at J5
10:00 - 11:00AM
Pitching Comic 101 (Lauren Sankovitch)
Room: Panel Room 4
11:30AM - 12:20PM
Kelly Sue with Valentine De Landro — Bitch Planet signing at Espionage Cosmetics booth (833)
12:00 - 2:00 PM
Kelly Sue — signing at J5
2:30 - 3:30 PM
#ICYMI
THREE SNAKES ONE-SIE (CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP)
Bitch Planet on The NATION
Kelly Sue on SaneBox
Bitch Planet 5 reviews on BamSmackPow, ComicsVerse, CBR and Flickering Myth.
tl;dr
Sept 16 - Sex Criminals #12 (regular variant and XXX variant by Kate Leth) and Sex Crims #11 sketch cover contest variant on sale (tweet them shits: #BrimperSketch)
Sept 16 - ODY-C #7 on sale
Sept 19-20 - Rose City Comic Con
Sept 23 - Captain Marvel and the Carol Corps #4 on sale
Sept 23 - Sex Criminals sketch cover contest winner ANNOUNCED on Image website
Oct 7 - Bitch Planet vol. 1 trade on sale
Oct 28 - Christian Ward's Birthday
Oct 29-Nov 1 - Lucca Comics and Games Festival
Nov 11 - Lauren Sankovitch's birthday
Nov 12 - Valentine De Landro's Birthday
Dec 1 - Matt's Birthday
Dec 20 - Kit's Birthday
Nov 18 - Pretty Deadly #6 on sale
Dec 23 - Pretty Deadly #7 on sale
Jan 27 - Pretty Deadly #8 on sale
Feb 21-28 - JoCo Cruise
Feb 24 - Pretty Deadly #9 on sale
Milkfed Logo by Rian Hughes.