✨✨HEROESCON 2015! CHARLOTTE NC! CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!✨✨
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- team MILKFED -
We are ON THE ROAD TO HEROESCON where team MILKFED will be fat with mertz's and mirth and READY TO SAY HI 2 U!!!!
We do not charge to sign stuff. We will sign all of your stuff (assuming we had SOMEthing to do with it). We might ask (or suggest heavily) that you go through the line again if you've got a ton of stuff and there's lots of folks waiting. The whole reason we do stuff like this is to eat so much Mertz's we die in our sleep say hi and sign stuff -- please don't be bashful! Chit-chatting, telling dumb jokes, writing your name and ours a few times, and posing for a duck-face selfie seems the least we can do to say thanks for buying our books.
We are NOT SELLING BOOKS this year at our table -- check out Heroes Aren't Hard To Find at 1308-1312, 1407, and 1411 for our gear -- but will have some Special Goodies And Such awaiting you all the same. Just not, y'know. Books.
We have ONE PANEL. It's all of us, and as many of our collaborators, co-creators, co-conspirators, and codependants (Chip) as we can wrangle. It is SATURDAY from 4-6 PM. Otherwise, barring food or, y'know, bathroom breaks we will be at our tables for the following posted times and will make sure everyone gets met, signed, hand-shooked, or whatevered.
Show floor tables: AA-1703 (Kelly Sue) and AA-1702 (Matt) [BONUS Chip Zdarsky at AA-1701 and Christian Ward at AA-1716!].
FRIDAY (June 19)
11–1: Matt and Kelly Sue signing @ Milkfed Criminal Masterminds tables
4–6: Matt and Kelly Sue signing @ Milkfed Criminal Masterminds tables
SATURDAY (June 20)
8 - 8:45am: Kelly Sue Goes For a Walk With Whomever Shows Up Starting in the Westin Lobby and Really It's Quite Nice 2015
10–12: Matt and Kelly Sue signing @ Milkfed Criminal Masterminds tables
2–3:30: Matt and Kelly Sue signing @Milkfed Criminal Masterminds tables
4–6: Milkfed Criminal Masterminds, Inc: THE PANEL. (Kelly Sue, Matt and Milkfed editor Lauren Sankovitch, featuring guests Christian Ward and Chip Zdarsky) (Room 208)
SATURDAY NITE: The HeroesCon BRIMP UP - where Chip and Matt will be showing up with swag so swaggily douchebaggily exclusive we literally had to fight with lawyers for three weeks but MORE ABOUT THAT LATER SHH DON'T TELL
SUNDAY (June 21)
11–1: Matt and Kelly Sue signing @ Milkfed Criminal Masterminds tables
4–6: Matt and Kelly Sue signing @Milkfed Criminal Masterminds tables
•#ICYMI
Guess who's gonna be at DRAGONCON this year (it's us)
Living Shart to run for Preznint! Your reason to live until Super Tuesday has arrived!
"The Living Shart" is ™ and © Milkfed Criminal Masterminds 200∞
tl;dr
June 10 ODY-C v1 TPB went on sale!
June 19-21 - HeroesCon
June 24: Sex Criminals #11 on sale
July 1 - Satellite Sam #15 on sale
July 8-12 - SDCC
Sept 4-7 - DragonCon
October - Pretty Deadly Vol. 2!
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