The Weekly Whatever: WYSIWTF
(Racist) quote of the week:
Trump campaign witness alleging voter fraud in Michigan: “I think Chinese all look alike. How can you tell? If some Chow shows up, you can be anybody and you can vote.”
As if 2020 wasn’t bad enough already, Crocs are now cool.
Abarth, Alfa Romeo, Chrysler, Dodge, Fiat, Jeep, Lancia, Maserati, and Ram to merge with Peugeot, Citroën, DS, Opel and Vauxhall to form new megacompany called Stellantis with uninspiring logo.
After a convoluted election marred by voter fraud, a fat candidate waddled from behind to seize victory from the popular vote winner.
Department of Transport rules no more emotional support peacocks on planes.
UK police stop a pizzeria from serving single slices, but relent after the restaurant points out that each slice is “fucking massive”.
Nobody has purchased Nick Cave’s erotic wallpaper.
No Santacon this year. “All of the reindeer got the ‘rona.”
Over 2,000 people sign up for an egg-throwing contest at the unveiling of a new statue of Margaret Thatcher.
Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia, is known for his anti-apartheid and civil rights work.
Salmon are dying off, and your car tires might be to blame.