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July 5, 2023

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AI

  • Google search results are now full of AI-generated junk websites full of ads.

  • Finally, a good use for AI: wasting spam callers' time.

  • You want to rent an apartment? Computer says no.

  • Sorry, crapto: Y Combinator's latest batch of venture capital investments is 35% AI startups.

Technology

  • Tesla on autopilot plows into the back of a stationary truck.

  • Finally, Myst for the Atari 2600.

  • High school carries out computer security audit, changes everyone's password to the same value.

Business

  • Man buys house. Previous owner died in 2007 leaving an unpaid water bill of $118,000. Guess who the water company wants to pay the bill?

  • Employers forcing people to return to the office are losing more employees than they expected.

  • National Geographic gets rid of its last writers.

Food

  • The great Sriracha shortage continues.

  • While Americans go out for Chinese food, the hot new trend in China is "white people meals"

Nature

  • Pennsylvania university warns of aggressive cow on campus.

  • Columbus OH park department finds dead octopus hanging out of a toilet.

  • Swim teams compete with intestinal pathogen.

  • Scientists find 50 million year old insect testicle.

Florida

  • Florida legalizes construction of roads using radioactive mining waste.

  • Florida man hires pool cleaner, mistakes him for an intruder, fires 30 gunshots at him.

And finally...

  • UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak donated £100,000 to his old private school. Asked to donate to a fundraiser for a state school in his constituency, he sends a bottle of the cheapest wine in the House of Commons shop.

  • Man tests positive on pregnancy test.

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