The Weekly Whatever: Stink-flirting
Quote of the week
We found no pattern of sexual misconduct by Biden, beyond hugs, kisses and touching that women previously said made them uncomfortable
For science!
- Secrets of lemur stink flirting revealed.
Well, fancy that!
-
Trump’s border wall was sawn through with cheap tools 18 times in one month.
-
Federal government poaches orders for ventilators, offers them to Russia.
Sick, sad world
-
Far right neo-Nazi ringleader turns out to be 13-year-old teenager in Estonia.
-
Sure, lockdown is hard for humans, but spare a thought for the poor rats.
-
Florida deems WWE an essential service.
-
First face masks, now I have to wear pants?
-
Doing donuts in a ferry in support of healthcare workers.
Extreme awesome
-
Belfast pub delivers fresh pints of Guinness during lockdown.
-
Getty Museum offers Animal Crossing artwork generator.
The Guillotine Marketing Board
- Jeff Bezos gets $24b richer; Amazon still failing to give employees paid sick leave and smearing and firing those who complain.
Actual good news
- California saving $40m per day thanks to reduced car traffic.
Going viral
-
Insider-trading Senator Loeffler appointed to task force on re-opening America.
-
Carnival Cruises knew they had a problem.
-
Coronavirus tests still hard to obtain because they’re just not profitable enough.
-
White supremacist planned to bomb a hospital full of COVID-19 patients.
-
Man believes Fox News, goes on a cruise in March, gets coronavirus, dies.
-
Lawyer who represented a church suing against coronavirus lockdown ends up in intensive care on oxygen. Pastor asks parishioners to donate their stimulus checks to the church.