June 5, 2022

The Weekly Whatever: Six story mini edition

• Florida man crashes into FedEx truck while receiving oral sex, suffers "unspecified injuries to his groin area".

• Florida threatens to fine the Special Olympics $27m because they were requiring that athletes be vaccinated against COVID-19.

• Texas Republican Louis Gohmert is upset that you can't even lie to the FBI any more without them coming after you.

• Former employee of OpenSea charged with NFT insider trading.

• Man goes to the grocery store, taking his rifle. On exit, another man with a gun robs the first man of his rifle. The victim grabs another gun from his vehicle, and a shootout ensues, and a third man with a gun joins in.

• Bees are legally fish in California, explains the Sacramento Fish.