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November 27, 2021

The Weekly Whatever: Sadly The Omicron Variant isn't a new Robert Ludlum novel

Pandemic news

  • Austrian brothel offers free entry to anyone who’ll get vaccinated on site.

  • A man goes to a COVID party to get infected so he can build immunity without having to get vaccinated. You’ll totally guess what happens next.

  • Antivax doctors attend an in-person COVID conference in Florida. You’ll totally guess what happens next.

Very normal people

  • Passenger on a Delta flight to Atlanta refuses to stop breastfeeding her cat.

  • Tory MP says that Doctor Who being a woman has left young men with no genocide-committing TARDIS-stealing role models.

Law and order

  • US National Police Association would like you to stop recording police officers.

  • Armored truck spills cash across a California highway and drivers go wild. Police would like the money back, apparently asset forfeiture is only OK when they do it.

  • School removes student project about fascism after armed campus police complain.

  • Arizona firefighters rescue a dying baby, so the local for-profit ambulance company files a formal complaint.

  • Rittenhouse says he fired his first lawyer, Lin Wood, over Wood’s insane election fraud and QAnon beliefs. Said lawyer now wants the $2m bail money he raised to be returned to him, but Rittenhouse’s current lawyers argue that the money was raised for Rittenhouse, so he should get to keep it.

  • After being found guilty in four defamation cases, Alex Jones is begging for money to save himself from bankruptcy.

Climate news

  • Thanks to climate change, the Smithsonian museums are flooding.

  • Swedish authorities finally come out and say the obvious: We need to ban Bitcoin mining if we’re going to have any hope of hitting our climate change goals.

Consumer news

  • Walmart pulls a children’s toy that swears, and sings in Polish about doing cocaine.

  • Horse meat potato chips? Or how about fugu?

Actual good news

  • Apple starts notifying activists who are being targeted by state-sponsored attackers, including users in Thailand and Poland.

  • Lush quits Facebook, Instagram and TikTok, saying the social networks are “beginning to feel like places no one should be encouraged to go”.

Recommended reading

  • The “Pictures for Sad Children” webcomic story — what happened to Simone Veil?

  • Antivaxx Holocaust — why antivaxxers comparing themselves to Jewish victims of the Holocaust is not just breathtakingly offensive, but historically inappropriate as well.

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