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June 28, 2020

The Weekly Whatever: roving gangs of wise guys

Quote of the week

Aunt Jemima was canceled… She was a picture of the American dream. She was a freed slave who went on to be the face of the pancake syrup that we love and have in our pantries today."

-- "Students For Trump" speaker

Wait, what?

  • Rhode Island officially renamed Rhode Island.

Dystopia technologica

  • Zuckerberg announces that Facebook will no longer allow hate speech in paid ads, and will sometimes label unpaid Trump posts which violate the company's acceptable content policies.

For science!

  • Swiss scientists grow miniature Neanderthal brains.

  • Experiment shows it is possible for fish to migrate via ingestion by birds.

Threat Level Orange

  • During protests in DC, the National Guard have been guarding Trump's hotels, but not monuments or museums.

That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou

  • NYPD Police Commissioner says that officers driving their cars into protestors does not violate use of force policy (Video of incident).

Well, fancy that!

  • Facebook is trying to carve out a blanket GDPR exemption for domain registration info.

  • Trump is on target to be the first President since Nixon to not select a single Black nominee for any federal appeals court.

  • Co-founder of Students For Trump pleads guilty to $46,000 fraud scheme.

We're fucked

  • Climate change is causing blooms of cigauteric algae, which are eaten by fish and make the fish toxic to humans.

  • Areas inside the Arctic Circle hit 45 celsius.

Sick, sad world

  • Barcelona Opera House reopens for a concert for 2,292 houseplants.

  • The US military has a boogaloo problem.

  • $1.4b of stimulus went to dead people.

  • Former Republican elected official pleads guilty to selling babies.

  • Three people die after drinking hand sanitizer.

  • Doomscrolling at night is slowly eroding your mental health.

Going viral

  • Federal agency quietly stops funding development of treatments for COVID-19 sufferers.

  • BLM protests discouraged people from traveling unnecessarily, and led to a reduction in rate of SARS-CoV-2 infection.

  • Tim Walters, co-founder of "ReOpen Maryland", now has COVID-19 and is in the ER, but says he won't cooperate with contact tracing efforts.

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