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June 21, 2020

The Weekly Whatever: Ronapaloser in Tulsa

Wait, what?

  • Ted Cruz challenges Ron Perlman to wrestle Jim Jordan after feud with Matt Gaetz.

  • Homeopaths sell injections containing lead, mercury, deadly nightshade and strychnine.

Threat Level Orange

  • Turns out that yes, Trump knew in advance that Wikileaks would be releasing material embarrassing to the Clinton campaign.

That’s some mighty fine police work there, Lou

  • Atlanta police walk out in protest at one of their number being disciplined, so the city awards them all a bonus.

  • NYPD claims nooses in park are leftover piñata string.

Well, fancy that!

  • Tucker Carlson’s lawyer argues that Carlson doesn’t have an obligation to investigate the truth of statements before making them on his show, and his audience doesn’t expect him to report facts.

  • After three years of reforms, implicit bias trainer finds extreme anti-black sentiment within SFPD.

  • Vegas sees record coronavirus infections two weeks after casinos reopen.

We’re fucked

  • New studies suggest that climate change worst-case scenarios aren’t bad enough.

  • Khatanga in Siberia normally has daytime temperatures of 0C in May. It hit 25C on May 22nd. Meanwhile, it’s 38 celsius inside the Arctic Circle.

Sick, sad world

  • QAnon convert livestreams his own psychotic break.

  • Facebook Groups are destroying America.

  • Vancouver unveils new pee and poo mascots.

  • Snapchat rolls out Juneteenth filter that invites users to smile to break the chains of slavery.

  • Masked arsonist caught because she left a review of her T-shirt on Etsy.

Schadenfreude Sunday

  • Richard Spencer can’t afford to pay his legal fees.
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