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November 16, 2019

The Weekly Whatever: Revenge of the Feral Hogs

Wait, what?

  • Bigfoot watcher chasing chemtrails records UFO.

  • T-Mobile claims it owns the color magenta.

  • Rod Stewart has spent 23 years building an incredibly detailed model railway city.

Dystopia technologica

  • Google wants your complete health history, whether you like it or not.

Threat Level Orange

  • Trump admin skips Native American Heritage Month, instead declares a National American History and Founders Month — omitting mention of native Americans.

  • Trump’s Cybersecurity guy Rudy Giuliani accidentally texts his password to a reporter.

Well, fancy that!

  • Federal health contract funneled hundreds of thousands of dollars to Trump allies.

  • Trump Jr’s book was boosted by suspicious bulk sales.

We’re fucked

  • Even if we end all carbon emissions by 2030, a sea level rise of 1m by 2300 is now inevitable.

  • 85% of Venice is flooded and it’s still getting worse.

  • Venetian council rejects measure on climate change, is literally flooded.

Sick, sad world

  • Amazon was selling kids shirts labeled “Daddy’s Little Slut”.

  • Right wing Russian historian and Napoleon impersonator found drunk near a river with severed arms in his backpack.

  • Michigan man accidentally underpays his property tax by $8.41, so the county seizes his house, sells it off, and keeps the profits.

  • Man arrested for dry humping stuffed toy unicorn at Target.

  • Feral hogs find and destroy $22,000 of cocaine.

Late stage capitalism

  • AirBnB will now check if listings are real, and you won’t have to pay if they aren’t.

  • AT&T switches mobile customers to more expensive plans whether they like it or not.

This should end well

  • Illegally sold Chinese surveillance equipment installed on US military bases.

Schadenfreude Saturday

  • Roger Stone found guilty of lying to Congress, witness tampering, and obstructing an official proceeding.

Actual good news

  • Federal court rules that suspicionless search of traveler laptops and mobile devices is unconstitutional.
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