The Weekly Whatever: Only 362 shopping days 'til Christmas
“I’m not wearing a mask when around my family like the CDC requests and we are traveling so we’ll take our chances. And to top it off we are huggers so there you go! There will be no social distancing CDC. Faith over fear!!”
–Thanksgiving message from Pastor Todd Dunn of Dallas, whose parents both died of COVID-19 on December 7th.
Woman finds a raccoon in her Christmas tree.
What exactly is Boxing Day? People aren’t completely sure.
Gingerbread International Space Station.
WHY ARE LEGAL DOCUMENTS OFTEN FILLED WITH PARAGRAPHS IN ALL CAPS? NO GOOD REASON, AS IT TURNS OUT.
Testicuzzi: the first hot tub for your testicles.
Former Houston police captain held truck driver at gunpoint believing he was transporting 750,000 mail-in ballots fraudulently signed by Hispanic children. (The truck actually held air conditioning equipment.)
GoDaddy tells employees they’re getting a holiday bonus. Those who click through are told that actually it was just a phishing test.
Bodybuilder may be forced to spend Christmas alone because his wife is being repaired.
18 dead after COVID-19 Santa visits care home.
KFC launches bucket-shaped video game console with a compartment for keeping your chicken warm.
The best thing about working from home in 2020 is that you can cry at your desk when you need to.
The Agar Awards celebrate the best art grown in a petri dish.
The update server for Solarwinds’ Orion security software was accessible via the password “solarwinds123”.
…and once again it’s time for the annual “What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?” report.