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November 9, 2019

The Weekly Whatever: Old McDziedzic had a troll farm

Quote of the week

  • “[She] cried her eyes out when I met her at the hospital that fateful day… I mean not many wives would react that way to tragedy, I know mine wouldn’t.” — Donald Trump, on meeting Steve Scalise’s wife after he was shot.

Woodpecker engineering

  • Uber’s self-driving car killed a pedestrian because it hadn’t been programmed to know that pedestrians could exist outside of crosswalks.

  • Apple Card? Computer says no.

Wait, what?

  • CVS asks to see Puerto Rican student’s immigration papers before they’ll sell him over-the-counter cold medicine.

Dystopia technologica

  • The Guardian investigated life in a Polish troll farm.

Threat Level Orange

  • White House halloween party encourages children to “build the wall” with their own personalized bricks.

  • Library attempt to purchase New York Times subscription blocked by Trump supporters.

  • Mike Pence funneled foreign aid money to his favorite Christian groups.

Well, fancy that!

  • Mueller interview notes reveal that Trump personally ordered his staff to get the stolen e-mails from Russia.

  • Co-founder of Students For Trump pleads guilty to fraud scheme.

  • Under Armor, whose CEO said in 2017 that Trump was an asset for the country, is now under federal criminal investigation for fraud.

  • Richard Spencer, who said he wasn’t a Nazi, turns out behind closed doors to be violently racist and antisemitic.

  • UK Conservative government promised to build 200,000 new homes in 2014. Number built so far: zero.

  • The Trump campaign holds lots of contests to win dinner with the orange one, but nobody ever seems to win…

Sick, sad world

  • Antivax mom says she handed out chickenpox-infected lollipops to help kids develop immunity.

  • Republican asks woman to prove she isn’t transgender, threatens to drop his pants and get his dick out.

  • Phone sex line number printed as suicide hotline on middle school student ID cards

  • Man tries to open bank account with fake million dollar bill.

  • McDonalds apologizes for Sundae Bloody Sundae ice cream ads.

  • Popeye’s won’t pull chicken sandwich which led to fatal stabbing.

  • Brooklyn hypnotherapist secretly hosts neo-Nazi podcast.

What year is this?

  • Restaurant owner gets 10 year sentence for keeping black man enslaved for 23 years.

This should end well

  • A million cannibal ants escaped from a Soviet nuclear bunker.

  • MIT biomimetic robots lurk in leaves and pounce.

Extreme awesome

  • Calgary TV meteorologist shows up on Halloween dressed as Ferdinand the mystical unicorn.
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