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October 23, 2021

The Weekly Whatever: Now with notch

The worst site on the Internet

  • Facebook carried out internal research in 2019, setting up a clean account for an imaginary politically conservative mother and having the account follow the site’s suggestions. Within two days the Facebook algorithm was promoting QAnon. Within a week, the account’s feed was full of groups that had violated the site’s rules on hate speech and disinformation.

  • Facebook AI moderation bot confused car washes and mass shootings.

  • Facebook really doesn’t want the public to see its internal investigations into its involvement in genocide in Myanmar.

  • Museums start posting on OnlyFans, because Facebook keeps banning posts of fine art that features nudity.

Technology

  • Twitter’s own research finds that its algorithm preferentially amplifies right-wing content.

  • Man fined for traffic violation after a woman’s T-shirt is mistaken for his license plate.

  • Need a business phone for your desk? Fisher-Price has you covered.

Brexit

  • Brexit sausage shortage leads to people being offered vegan alternatives.

  • Nobody’s making plans to call their child “Nigel”.

Arts

  • Prizewinning female thriller author turns out to be three men in a trenchcoat.

  • People are taking out loans on their NFTs and then defaulting.

Science

  • Could you make a workable knife out of frozen poo? Science has the answer

  • How many tics could TikTok kick off if TikTok kicked off tics?

  • Things you shouldn’t insert into your body, #38: Sea sponges.

Nature

  • Alaskan otter gang attacks humans.

  • If you have a problem rescuing dogs from a volcano, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

  • Bumblebees have disappeared from 8 states and could soon be extinct.

  • Wanted: Skunks. Must be spotted.

Politics

  • Dan Patrick’s million dollar voter fraud hunt finally catches someone. Can you guess who they illegally voted twice for? I think you can.

  • Fox News: all wars, all the time.

COVIDiocy

  • Right winger Dennis Prager finally gets what he has wanted for months — COVID-19.

  • Florida school says vaccinated students must stay home for 30 days in case other students might catch the vaccine. Bonus: They call themselves “The Brain School”.

  • Herman Cain Award Reddit channel is changing minds.

Questionable decisions

  • White high school teacher puts on fake feather headdress and does fake Nativa American war dance to get students to remember Sohcahtoa mnemonic.

  • For decades, Johnson & Johnson knew that their baby powder was occasionally contaminated with asbestos. Now there are 38,000 lawsuits, but J&J has a solution: they’ve spun off their baby powder business into a separate company and had it declare bankruptcy.

  • Elderly black man’s medicare coverage runs out, so the hospital dumps him on the sidewalk with tubes attached, including a catheter.

Actual good news

  • Update: Tabletop RPG company Paizo voluntarily recognizes union.

  • Greta Thunberg rickrolls climate concert, Rick Astley approves.

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