The Weekly Whatever: NOW WASH YOUR HANDS
(Not much to include this week, and unlike newspapers I don't have to fill space, so here's a really short TWW.)
Threat Level Orange
- Government introduces the "EARN IT" bill, another attempt to ban secure Internet connections.
Sick, sad world
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Tito's Vodka warn that their product is not suitable for making hand sanitizer. 
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Trump or Biden, can you tell the difference? 
Late stage capitalism
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Scientists were close to a coronavirus vaccine in 2016, but pharmaceutical companies didn't think it would be profitable enough. 
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CNBC pundit says let's just give everyone COVID-19 now and get it over with, so as not to disturb the stock market. 
This should end well
- South Korean cult alleged to have deliberately spread COVID-19.
Schadenfreude Saturday
- White supremacist lawyer who was at the "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville loses his license.
                    
                        
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