The Weekly Whatever: Not written by spinach
Editor of Quillette discovers he's been washing his hair with dog shampoo.
Tesla made money in 2020 — but it wasn't by selling cars.
Knife-wielding squirrel spotted in Toronto.
Scientists teach spinach to send e-mails.
Man arrested for selling hacked Pokémon.
Fitness instructor accidentally broadcasts Myanmar coup.
A third of tech workers admit to only working 3-4 hours per day.
Utah Montessori school allows families to have their children to "exercise their civil rights to not participate in Black History Month".
Woman finds out why you shouldn't use Gorilla Glue to style your hair.
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