The Weekly Whatever: Not contagious
Threat Level Orange
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Antisemitic end-times conspiracy theorist gets White House press credentials to broadcast from Davos. 
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Reminder: Trump eliminated the position of NSC Global Health Security Office that would have handled pandemic response. 
Well, fancy that!
- Trivago (aka Expedia and Booking.com) filters the best hotel prices out and offers you the hotels that pay the best commission rates.
We're fucked
Sick, sad world
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Facebook auto-translates Chinese premier's name to "Mr Shithole". 
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Oregon marijuana sales along the Idaho border are 420% higher. 
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Detroit man gets large check as settlement for racial discrimination lawsuit, but when he goes to cash it the bank initiates a fraud investigation. 
Late stage capitalism
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Sonos obsoletes products older than 2016, saying no more software updates, and if you connect them to newer hardware the new units won't get updates either. 
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Under Armor bricks its connected fitness devices. 
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Everyone hates Spirit Airlines, but it makes a ton of money. 
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GE Fridges use DRM to force you to buy their water filters. 
