February 26, 2022

The Weekly Whatever: No Tanks but Hank

• California police go on the hunt for a huge bear named Hank The Tank, before discovering that it's three other bears in a trenchcoat.

• Attention students: please do not attempt to create rocket fuel on the stove in your dorm.

• Man receives incorrect order at McDonalds, orders his 4-year-old son to shoot at the police.

• Heinz has never had 57 varieties.

• Scientists attach tracking devices to magpies. The magpies help each other to remove them.

• Starbucks union busters miss a legal deadline because of a Microsoft Outlook crash.

• US House candidate apologizes after mixing wine and sleeping pills at a children's sleepover, berating the children, and vomiting into a hamper.