The Weekly Whatever: Live from the Four Seasons
Trump team announces press conference at Four Seasons in Philadelphia. Not the hotel, though, they (accidentally?) booked space at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and they held the briefing in the parking lot, next to Philadelphia Crematories, just down the street from Fantasy Island “Adult Book Store”. The dildo store owner was reportedly unhappy that the press took up his parking spaces.
Trump Jr’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle offered a lap dance to whoever donated the most money to the Trump campaign.
AI-controlled camera mistakes referee’s bald head for football, ruins TV coverage of football match.
“Child labour doesn’t have to be exploitation – it gave me life skills” — an article sponsored by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
NASA contacts Voyager 2 via the one remaining antenna that can reach it.
Play-Doh announces Play-Doh for Adults. Scents include Overpriced Latte and Dad Sneakers.
Hatred and “Othering” of political foes has spiked to extreme levels.