The Weekly Whatever: Lich McConnell finds the Hand of Vecna
British supermarket sends a chicken nugget into space.
The IRS audits the poor more than the rich. Why? Because it’s cheaper.
Naked teenager covers himself in ranch dressing and goes on a vandalism spree.
Drug courier calls police to report loss of €40,000 of cocaine he left on a train.
New eco-friendly biodegradable car wiring insulation proves delicious to rats.
It’s the end of October and arctic sea ice isn’t starting to freeze yet. This is not normal.
Science proves the Earth is made of cubes, confirming the theories of Plato, notch, and the Timecube guy.
Air force deploys code change to Kubernetes machine learning cluster… running in a U-2 in flight.
Bag of proprietary grapes comes with end user license agreement.
April 2020: Subscription streaming service Quibi launches, offering 11 minute quick bite “episodes” which allow them to avoid paying union writers or actors.
October 20th: Quibi apps launch on AppleTV, Android TV and Fire TV.
October 21st: Quibi announces it’s shutting down, having burned through $1.75 billion in less than a year.
Turns out it was “Boogaloo Boys” who set fire to the Minneapolis Third Precinct police department, while pretending to be protesting the death of George Floyd.
Fitness influencer tells his followers COVID-19 isn’t real, then dies of it.
Dutch woman dies after catching coronavirus a second time.