The Weekly Whatever: Great Success
Quote of the week
That’s one of the reasons we’re successful, if you call losing 80 or 90 thousand people successful.
– Donald Trump.
Threat Level Orange
- Republican Trump ally put in charge of postal service.
Well, fancy that!
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Three Russian doctors critical of the country’s COVID-19 response mysteriously fall out of windows.
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African-American Illinois state rep stopped by police and accused of theft after wearing face mask while shopping.
Extreme awesome
- Naked Australian man rescues kitten from python.
Sick, sad world
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5 year old pulled over on his way to try to buy a Lamborghini.
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Elon Musk and Grimes name their new child X Æ A-12.
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Woman in SC sees alligator, pets it, is dragged into the water saying “I guess I won’t do this again”.
Late stage capitalism
- Frontier Airlines will charge $89 if you want to practice social distancing.
Going viral
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Trump wanders a factory with no mask on while “Live and Let Die” plays.
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Native American health center asks federal government for COVID-19 supplies, receives body bags.
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Trump administration ditches CDC’s guide for how to reopen the country safely.
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White House uses Excel curve fitting to predict zero coronavirus deaths by mid-May.