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August 1, 2021

The Weekly Whatever: Gangster gardening

Doom

Happy Earth Overshoot Day!

Over half the deer tested in Michigan have been exposed to SARS-CoV-2.

Meeting attendees at the QAnon conference in Dallas.

Parkland shooting survivor says QAnon has convinced his dad that it was a hoax.

Politics

Awkward Thanksgiving gatherings ahead as Matt Gaetz’s future sister-in-law calls him a gaslighting pedophile creep.

Live free or die! New Hampshire legalizes unlicensed lemonade stands.

Science

Scientists genetically engineer mosquitos to self destruct.

Busy bees are busier when you dose them with caffeine.

37-year-old man wakes up into a living hell: he’s convinced he’s 16 and still in High School.

Adventure

Florida man builds giant floating hamster wheel and tries to walk to New York.

Man almost masturbates to death.

Technology

Forget the iPhone 13; the Nokia 6310 is back, baby!

Facebook’s state of the art moderation algorithms punish members of a gardening group for talking about their hoes.

Decadence

The sexual harassment at Activision Blizzard involved male developers setting up a “Blizzcon Cosby Suite”: “I am gathering the hot chixx for the Coz.”

How the head of the NRA and his wife secretly shipped their elephant hunting trophies home.

New York restaurant selling $295 burgers and a $1,000 ice cream sundae now sells $200 French fries, to offer you an escape from reality.

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