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January 1, 2023

The Weekly Whatever: Ex Benedict

Business

  • People who live in poor or diverse parts of US cities get slower and more expensive Internet service.

  • Need to talk to the manager? Karens For Hire can help you with that.

Crapto

  • Midas Investments shuts down, taking 55% of customers’ money.

  • A new service helps you write off your totally worthless NFTs and deduct the losses from your tax bill.

  • MicroStrategy, Bitcoin’s biggest hodler, decides that now is a good time to sell a bunch of Bitcoin and deduct the losses from their tax bill.

Oops

  • We wish you an aggressive lung cancer with metastases.

  • Teslas are seen malfunctioning in cold weather.

  • Tesla autopilots into highway barrier and bursts into flames.

Science

  • Time pressure makes people less able to identify misinformation.

  • Three physicists win Nobel Prize for demonstrating that the universe is not locally real.

  • Boy, we’ve sure had a lot of once-in-a-generation climate disasters recently. Three hurricanes leading to hundred-year floods in about a year…

  • If you have a market with repeated free trade between individuals, mathematically you always seem to end up with the super-rich.

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