The Weekly Whatever: Don't kiss the hamster
Business
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Better.com CEO who fired 900 workers via Zoom is back running the company. 
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Amazon's firing of union activists deemed illegal by National Labor Relations Board. 
Permademic
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Canadian restaurant found to be accepting photos of dogs in lieu of proof of COVID vaccination. 
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COVID-infected hamsters lead to pet store cull and warnings not to kiss your hamster. 
Politics
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The Trump administration drafted an executive order to the military to seize voting machines. 
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Having successfully passed laws against the nonexistent threat of Critical Race Theory in schools, Florida Republicans aim to take the next step: to make it illegal to make white people "feel discomfort, guilt, anguish, or any other form of psychological distress" over racism. 
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Biden declines to make changes at the US Postal Service, leaving Trump's Postmaster General in charge. 
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Texas Democrats fight for voting rights by suing to keep Green Party candidates off of the ballot. 
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UK government plans to campaign against encrypted messaging by putting a child and an adult in a glass box and having the adult look "knowingly" at the child. But hang on, says the UK Information Commissioner's Office, encryption strengthens children’s online safety. 
Technology
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Roku smart TVs start showing banner ads on top of live TV; Roku claims it was a bug. 
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Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from motel. 
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Influencer clones her dead dog so she can keep posting photos of it on Instagram. 
Crapto
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Crapto company Binance refuses to say where it's based so that it can dodge laws against money laundering. 
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Ozzy Osbourne's official NFT account carried links to a fake Discord, resulting in people getting scammed even more than expected. 
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Steve Bannon's new digital currency lets him freeze users' accounts to prevent them from being able to spend it. 
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A group of crapto enthusiasts bought a rare copy of the novel "Dune" for $3m, apparently believing it would give them rights to produce derivative works. 
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NFTs are being pushed in Marfa, TX, and actual artists are not happy about it. 
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This week's $30m heist hit crypto.com. 
Other news
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Missouri Highway Patrol clarify that they aren't actually looking for The Joker. 
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Giant offal spill shuts down Melbourne freeway. 
