The Weekly Whatever: Does not count as essential travel or daily exercise
What's it like being named Rona right now?
Capitol rioter texted his ex to call her a moron and boast about dodging tear gas — so she turned him in.
UK police rule that smoking weed and meeting mates for fish and chips doesn't count as "essential travel" or "daily exercise".
Plastic surgeon attents traffic court via zoom while operating on a patient.
Diplomacy is back! Let's start the bombing.
Mr Potato Head gets re-branded, but is emphatically not going gender-neutral.
Tanker full of fossil fuels chugs happily through a melted Arctic.
A third of US rivers have turned yellow or green. Scientists don't know why. Still, probably nothing to worry about eh?
Texas conspiracy theorists burn snow to prove that it's fake.
CPAC features guest speaker from Japanese cult that thinks its leader is an alien from Venus, and a big golden statue of Trump. However, a noted anti-Semite got canceled from "America Uncanceled".
Former UK chief inspector of schools says that teachers should be prepared to sacrifice their lives.
Politician who said politicians shouldn’t run NASA wants to run NASA.
This week's "gender reveal" death.
Lawsuit against Epic Games over "Loot Llamas" will be paid off with in-game currency.