The Weekly Whatever: Dick Ship to Dick Island
That container ship is still stuck in the Suez Canal. The path it travelled looked kinda like a dick. You’d better believe QAnon has theories.
Facebook autogenerates promo pages for white nationalists.
Naomi Wolf retweets anti-vaccine doctor who is actually a porn star (and not a doctor).
Zoom sees profits rise by 4000%, pays $0 in taxes.
Boot replaces Foot in Shoe Zone.
Amazon ridicules the idea that their workers pee in bottles, but a leaked memo mentions that they also poop in plastic bags.
GPT-3 neural network writes pick-up lines.
Criminals disguise real guns as toy guns by painting them neon colors.
“Generous” donations from billionaires are mostly subsidized by tax breaks.
Developers illegally demolish historic London pub, are forced to rebuild it brick by brick.
New pasta shape obsessively designed to excel in three key areas. Bonus: Looks kinda like a piece of tentacle.
Official White House account on Medium gets targeted with “cuckold love story”, “step sister taboo erotica”.
Governor of Georgia ceremonially signs new voter suppression bill under painting of slave plantation.
Virginia police officer somehow shot while attempting to catch an escaped cow.
Florida woman swimming in canal sees a door, decides to explore what’s on the other side of it. Three weeks later, is rescued naked from a sewer.
Republican legislator very sorry about his Harvey Weinstein themed Zoom backdrop.
Woman discovers dick-shaped island.