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February 16, 2021

The Weekly Whatever: Delayed snowmageddon edition

Quote of the week:

“We did not send him there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing or whatever he said he was doing. We sent him there to represent us.”

-- Dave Ball, chairman of the Washington County Republican Party


20,000 bees take over an office during pandemic.

Iranian Ayatollah says that COVID-19 vaccine makes you gay.

Man arrested for offensive Tweet.

Excel now Turing-complete.

The woman who put Gorilla Glue in her hair finally got it removed; a man who was convinced it wasn't that big of a deal glued a cup to his face.

People are moving to Chernobyl.

Tesla got $1.5 billion in environmental subsidies in 2020, so they just spent $1.5 billion on Bitcoin, which is mostly mined with electricity from coal.

Millionaire ordered to demolish his illegally built French château.

Scientists teach pigs to play video games.

Another "gender reveal" goes horribly wrong and results in death.

Man gets his wallet back after losing it in Antarctica in 1967.

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