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March 13, 2022

The Weekly Whatever: Cold War nostalgia edition

Ukraine fallout

  • Russia arresting people for protesting with blank signs.

  • Facebook randomly decides to allow calls for death against Russians as long as it’s in the context of discussion of the invasion of Ukraine.

  • Quebecois restaurant Maison de la Poutine removes poutine from the menu after receiving threats from people thinking it’s a reference to Russia’s dictator.

  • Cloudflare bravely protecting Russia from cyberattacks.

Punchlines

  • 328 million year old fossil named after Joe Biden.

  • Man releases live bat into movie theater at Austin showing of “The Batman”.

Crapto

  • “Stable” coin Tether claimed it was 100% backed by cash, but was only 3% backed by cash. Now a $4 billion hedge fund is shorting it.

  • Adobe decides to support Ethereum-based NFTs.

  • Brantly Millegan, a director of the Ethereum Name Service, wrote “Homosexual acts are evil. Transgenderism doesn’t exist. Abortion is murder. Contraception is a perversion.” The community still supports him.

Questionable decisions

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) spent her entire Congressional salary on fines for not wearing a mask.

  • Teacher accused of biting two students in battle over jar of pickles; says she just licked them.

  • Boy rescues cat from tree, fire department rescues boy from tree.

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