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June 7, 2020

The Weekly Whatever: Black Lives Matter

Woodpecker engineering

  • Wallpaper image causes Google phones to brick themselves.

  • SQL injection in email causes helpdesk to wipe itself.

Wait, what?

  • Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal arrested after man dies during mystic psychedelic toad venom ritual.

Dystopia technologica

  • How Facebook became the social media home of the right.

  • Facebook won't ban "boogaloo" groups planning a second Civil War, but they will stop recommending them.

  • Over 140 scientists funded by Zuckerberg's own philanthropic organization urge him to enforce existing Facebook policies.

Threat Level Orange

  • Police riots have included a surge in attacks on journalists.

That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou

  • Van Nuys store owners call police when looters attack. Cops arrest the store owners.

Well, fancy that!

  • Two independent medical examiners conclude that George Floyd died from asphyxia due to neck and back compression.

  • In 50 years, only one Chicago officer was ever fired for abuse involving racial or ethnically biased language. He's now the head of the police union.

  • Fargo Deputy Chief of Police caught at a protest dressed as a civilian, with an open can of beer, and yelling "fuck the cops".

  • Trump's border wall keeps getting sawn through and CBP are now asking for ideas for how to make it more resilient.

  • After auditing thousands of old case files, Ukraine announces that it has found no evidence of wrongdoing by Hunter Biden.

  • A dozen Texas Republicans are caught sharing racist memes on social networks.

  • Almost out of business, Sambo's restaurant chain decides it might be time to change their name and take down the racist cartoons.

Get out your tiny violin

  • Incel blows his own hand off trying to make a bomb to kill cheerleaders.

  • Angry "All lives matter!" guy who shot bow and arrow at protesters, and whose car was torched in retaliation, is now being charged with three felonies.

Sick, sad world

  • Wisconsin man takes "riot control bees" to protest.

  • Current events lead to shortage of antidepressants.

  • How the Supreme Court invented qualified immunity in 1982, making police largely immune to the law.

Late stage capitalism

  • Healthcare CEO pay outstrips total CDC budget for infectious disease research.
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