The Weekly Whatever: available at an Amazon Basics Wellness Booth near you
Animal Magic
Birds are not impressed with magic tricks.
Cats love boxes so much they'll sit in ones that are optical illusions.
Wandering meatloaf has teeth made from rare minerals.
FAAFO
Man running from police hides in police station.
Google's head of diversity fired over antisemitic blog post.
Sheriff's deputy, 33, posts "I have an immune system" meme and other anti-vaccine content; dies of COVID-19.
Woman tries to remove facial mole with power drill.
Tomorrow's World
Killer drone decided to hunt down a human without being told to.
Most people who have received maggot therapy would recommend it to others.
Men's brains are more like their testicles than previously thought.
Business News
Amazon offers stressed staff a soundproof "wellness chamber" featuring positive affirmations and calming scenes.
Amazon wellness guide tells workers to buy shoes at the end of their shift, so they'll fit their swollen feet better.
Former airline pilot admits to getting his joystick out.
Miscellanea
John Steinbeck's murder mystery about werewolves — will we ever get to read it?
Bride marries wedding guest after groom goes missing.
Fishermen in Yemen lifted from poverty after finding $1.5m worth of whale vomit.