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August 7, 2022

The Weekly Whatever: Accidentally sent by Alex Jones's lawyers

Italian influences

  • Tennessee couple want their engagement photos to have an Italian feel to them, so they have them taken at an Olive Garden.

  • New Italian restaurant offers dishes inspired by Fancy Feast cat food.

Random

  • A Mexican grandmother’s dying wish was to have a giant replica cock and balls on her grave.

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like the LEGO store.

  • Those widely mocked anti-piracy ads of the early 2000s made people pirate more.

Environment

  • Rainwater across the world is now undrinkable because it’s contaminated with high levels of PFAS.

  • 1% of people cause 50% of aviation emissions.

  • Gas companies in Texas are spewing massive quantities of methane into the air, speeding up global warming.

Seems reasonable

  • The US has 2,400 doses of monkeypox vaccine. We had 20 million, but we let them expire in 2009.

  • Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean Vodaphone will let you cancel your mobile phone contract.

Backpfeifengesicht

  • Alex Jones broadcasts a segment accusing the judge for his trial of being involved with pedophilia and child trafficking.

  • Alex Jones’s lawyers accidentally send the contents of their client’s cell phone to the plaintiff’s legal team.

  • Alex Jones ends up with more than $45m in punitive damages.

Crapto

  • As the crapto downturn continues, the used Rolex market is suddenly flooded.

  • This week’s “smart” contract bug leading to massive losses: Nomad, $150m, because the dev team accidentally set the trusted root hash to zero during an “upgrade”.

  • 8,000+ Solana wallets drained.

  • Enterprise software company MicroStrategy invested heavily in Bitcoin, as a result of which they just posted a billion dollar loss. Now the CEO is stepping down to focus even more on Bitcoin.

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