The Weekly Whatever: a 3 headed duck in your mailbox
Facebook can’t be fixed because they’ve built their business around being the problem. They say polarization is a good thing, citing the civil rights movement as an example.
The US mostly switched to Daylight Saving Time. Except this one family…
Facebook’s new content “supreme court” is already making things worse.
Man gets his last pay check as $915 of oily pennies.
Gritty poses for nude portrait.
Tussaud’s pulls wax dummy of Donald Trump because people keep punching it.
My supposed representative in Congress speaks fondly about lynchings during hearing on anti-Asian violence. (Bonus: it’s not an old saying, it’s from a Toby Keith song.)
Federal judges ban Garamond.
All kinds of marine animals are mysteriously swimming in circles. So long and thanks for all the fish?
Scientists grow tear glands in a lab, and then make them cry.
Schadenfreude Saturday: Trump’s presidency was a disaster for his businesses.
Cop explains that the Atlanta mass shooter had had “a really bad day”. Turns out said cop had posted racist T-shirts on his social network account.
Cricut announces that users will need to pay extra to keep using the cutting machines they already own, then after a week of blowback decides maybe not.
Lonely during the pandemic? Why not cuddle a cow?
“What are you going to do, arrest me?“
Patient complains of gas, it turns out to be a 21kg tumor.
Man confused after receiving taxidermied 3-headed duck from China.
Australian teenager goes to use her asthma inhaler, finds a venomous snake inside it.