The Weekly Whatever: 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩
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This week's crapto theft: $80 million from Qubit thanks to a missing null pointer check.
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Suicide hotline has 50 paragraphs of terms and conditions that say they can sell your data to an AI company.
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Mormon missionaries successfully bring COVID-19 to remote island.
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Minnesota is running out of moose thanks to global warming.
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Scientists analyze old data and discover 100,000 new viruses, including 300 exciting new variants of hepatitis delta.
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Florida woman takes a drive to Gastonia, NC, to see the scenic alpine mountains she saw in a TikTok video.
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Man buys old Virginia plantation, discovers his ancestors were enslaved there.
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Urine-drinking antivaxxer now believes he doesn't need a driver's license to drive a car.
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Why is everyone smoking toad venom?
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Tesla has so totally muddied the term "self-driving" that the self driving car industry decides to give up and call them autonomous vehicles instead.
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Simply Lemonade decides to stop being simply lemonade.
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Two Irish men take a corpse into the post office to try to claim the dead man's pension.
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Texas woman likes blonde haired, blue eyed baby she sees in a Walmart checkout line, tries to buy it.
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Crapto founder turns out to be infamous fraudster, somehow people are surprised.
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Governor of West Virginia tells critics to kiss a dog's butthole.
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Texas Republican candidate claims schools are lowering tables so kids who are furries can eat like dogs.
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Apple AirTag used to uncover secret German intelligence agency.
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Sorry, but GIFs are for boomers.