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April 16, 2021

Happy birthday, Marshmallow!

Happy birthday, Marshmallow!  Today, you’re five years old.  According to cat age charts, that makes you 36 in human years, a number barely larger than your girth.

At one point, you were a tiny white kitten…

…then you evolved into something larger and more orange. Like a photo negative of Garfield.

You are a master at occupying personal space…

…especially when I am trying to fall asleep.

Sometimes when I wake up, you look as drunk as I feel.

I’m still trying to figure out how you get your body to bend this way…

…or that.

You like to sit like a hooman.

A habit which led to immortality after Zachary shared it with Highlights magazine.

For some strange reason the girl-unit calls you her BFF. So I guess we’ll keep you around for now.

Happy birthday, you hairy pot roast!

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