Happy birthday, Marshmallow!
Happy birthday, Marshmallow! Today, you’re five years old. According to cat age charts, that makes you 36 in human years, a number barely larger than your girth.
At one point, you were a tiny white kitten…
…then you evolved into something larger and more orange. Like a photo negative of Garfield.
You are a master at occupying personal space…
…especially when I am trying to fall asleep.
Sometimes when I wake up, you look as drunk as I feel.
I’m still trying to figure out how you get your body to bend this way…
…or that.
You like to sit like a hooman.
A habit which led to immortality after Zachary shared it with Highlights magazine.
For some strange reason the girl-unit calls you her BFF. So I guess we’ll keep you around for now.
Happy birthday, you hairy pot roast!