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Cut off
May 13, 2025
I got a haircut not too long ago, and not for the first time I looked at my hairline and wondered if I might go bald someday. My dad hadn’t lost his hair by...
This is only a test
April 19, 2024
Hello, all. It’s been a while, ain’t it? Well, life, a new job, and general laziness have kept me busy and/or staring blankly on the couch, so there you go....
Flesh of my flesh
October 6, 2023
Or, cannibals aren't invited to parties because they've got no taste
Why bother?
August 16, 2023
The comforting lure of just giving up
The Return of Captain Cosmos
January 5, 2023
Or how I ended up writing some weird sci-fi
Social media, a knife, and no editor
November 1, 2022
Also, I'm in El Paso but that's not really relevant
Permanents and impermanence
March 21, 2022
A short story about long hair
Evil flute stuff
August 30, 2021
Oh, hey there. Did you know it's been so long since I've written one of these things that not only did I forget the password, I totally forgot it had it's...
Lights in the darkness
April 26, 2020
Once, when I was a kid, I looked up into the night sky.I don't remember how old I was — maybe 10 or 11 — and I don't remember exactly where I was; sometimes...
024 — That Old Black Magic
October 26, 2019
Outside, it's raining. It's been raining since late this morning, ranging from a whispering drizzle of mist to a belligerent thwack of cold and fast-moving...
020 — Spider Man
September 7, 2019
I've got beef with a spider.Normally, I'm totally cool with spiders. I think they're amazing creatures, I'm beguiled by the myths and folklore that's sprung...
019 — Butterflies and shovels
August 24, 2019
I was four years old when I learned cruelty.It was late Easter morning, and my younger sister and I were playing under the bright desert sky in my...
017 — A Cloud Over El Paso
August 2, 2019
Right now, we don't know anything.As I write this, the news is still coming out of El Paso, where there's been a mass shooting at one of the busiest malls in...
016 — Soft Purring in the Dark of Night
July 27, 2019
Yesterday I huffed up the stairs, lugging a 20-pound sack of kitty litter to our second-floor apartment. It was something I hadn't done in about four...
014 — Slow Boat to Xochimilco
June 29, 2019
In a few days, I'll be on a plane headed toward Mexico City.It's one of my favorite cities to visit, and a place I recommend everyone see at least once. It's...
012 — Messages in a Bottle
June 15, 2019
I've never been drunk. I've never been high.It's not as if I never had the opportunity. I grew up in an era when uncles and older cousins would sneak sips of...
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