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April 30, 2023

I'm sorry your mom blew up.

So the bird food I'm giving the birds? Has raisins in it. And I don't think birds like raisins.

I am John Cusack's mom in BETTER OFF DEAD*. "It's got raisins in it. You like raisins!"

*a teen comedy from the 80s about being suicidal. The 80s were a whole thing.

Happy Sunday everybody, unless you're in Japan or Australia or a similar time zone, in which case happy nearly Monday.

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