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December 29, 2021

I'm a bad person and you deserve better but this is what you get.

Ensemble:

Haul out the hellhounds
String up the sigils before a spirit gnaws on us
I hear it stalking
I may be rushing things, but ward the walls, don't make a promise

For we need a little Witcher, right this very minute
Candles in the window, chanting in an octet
Yes, we need a little Witcher, right this very minute
Hasn't slayed a single harpy, but Witcher dear we're in a hurry

Geralt, spoken: "Whyyyyyyy."

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