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July 20, 2023

disgust and gratitude

A vertical display of colorful succulent plants(Outside the store at Black Shed, a place in the middle of nowhere, NJ. For SF readers, imagine Flora Grubb, but 20 times bigger and more interesting. Thanks KD for telling me about it.)

Yesterday afternoon I met a tennis friend to hit some balls in the 90-degree heat because I am a masochist. I find myself in this little corner of DC once every few weeks while running errands. As I'm driving home, I know that if I turn right from this intersection, or left from this other intersection, I will be one block away from the house I grew up in. And every time, I decide not to turn, because what good would seeing that house do me? The memories would be too tinged with regret.

But yesterday, after tennis, I decided to turn. Left from Fessenden, then right onto Garrison. I slowed down as I approached the house. Luckily my windows were all the way up, so the current owner, who was outside with his garden hose, didn't hear me shout "OH MY GOD."

There's a meme I love but can't find, using Betsy DeVos' house. Here is her house:

a large, ugly white houseIn the meme, the text over the image goes something like: "Architect: OK, what style were you looking for?" "DeVos: Just fuck my shit up."

The current owners of my childhood home apparently gave the same instructions to their landscapers. The low-key, chest-high fence that used to go around the side and back is now a flashy, curving, unnaturally-colored middle finger to the rest of the block. The modest assortment of plants my father carefully planted every spring has been replaced by multiple 500-pound urns that are almost as tall as my 8-year-old niece, spewing all kinds of random organic material. There is a red brick RETAINING WALL that is only a few inches high running the length of what little lawn is left, on the side that doesn't have any incline. The whole thing looks expensive, tacky, and embarrassingly suburban.

I drove away before Dude With The Hose could see me staring. And realized, a couple blocks later, that thanks to his bad taste, I never even noticed the actual house. I'm almost grateful to him for that.

Links

  • This documentary about DC's Barry Farm, and displacement in general. (Vimeo)

  • I never paid much attention to Jeff Rosenstock, but still loved this documentary, Never Get Tired: The Bomb the Music Industry! Story. I guess it came out a long time ago, because Mike Park doesn't have grey hair in it. If you're into punk/ska, this is absolutely worth watching. (YouTube)

  • A couple weeks old: Ryan Broderick's takedown of Threads. The third paragraph is harsh. We need some kind of Webby awards for tech writers trashing tech products because I cannot get enough of it. (Garbage Day)

  • According to this post, Maryland's water sucks but Virginia's is pretty good. I woulda thought we all got our water from the same place. (Lifehacker)

  • RIP Anchor Brewing. Which I thought had sold to a big conglomerate years ago. Glad I did the tour of that awesome building in SF, and I hope they don't tear it down. (Boing Boing)

  • Not a sneakerhead, but I love these corduroy Nikes. (Hypebae)

  • You can take a quiz to determine your clutter personality type. I want to see a quiz for the opposite, the purger personality type. I imagine the most extreme version would include a photo of my mother. With a flame thrower. And goggles. (Apartment Therapy)

  • I went to my first Erykah Badu show recently and OMFG it was incredible and I would happily be her merch girl. Junkyard opened for them, and at the end of her set she brought them back out for a reprise of "Sardines." (Instagram)

  • News outlets as glass jars rolling down stairs. Look at NPR go! (Twitter)

  • Ice Cream Road Trip is my new band name. (Visit Reykjavik)

  • Angelo Moore being interviewed by a muppet is really cute. (Instagram)

  • Funny vet clinic signs. (Sad and Useless)

  • Supreme Court puts Venmo QR code on bench to streamline bribery process. (Hard Times)

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