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#9 - Fear
#9 - Fear
January 26, 2026
Well, we are officially in what one would likely call Hard TimesTM. Uniformed criminals and thugs are in the streets murdering innocent people and kidnapping...

#8 - Transformation
#8 - Transformation
January 6, 2026
This email contains numbers talk (weight & dress size to provide context), medical talk, eating disorders and a little judgement tbh. I also hope it’s...

#7 - Beautiful
#7 - Beautiful
December 28, 2025
Recently, a man told me I was beautiful. And this woman was too stunned to speak. Well, I did manage to squeak out a giggle and a thank you. I am a polite...

#6 - 2026
#6 - 2026
December 19, 2025
My goodness, 2025 was a lot (it was a dumpster fire, if we’re being honest). It was a year of healing and surviving, but now I’m looking ahead to 2026. I...

#5 - Lesnar
#5 - Lesnar
December 9, 2025
Or why the last time is now. After being enticed by endless ads during martial arts films, I started watching wrestling roughly ten years ago. I found myself...

#4 - Lisa
#4 - Lisa
December 1, 2025
Last night, I saw an episode from the current season of The Simpsons. In the episode, Lisa becomes fascinated by a WB CW-esque teen drama that Marge, her...

#3 - Anniversary
#3 - Anniversary
November 26, 2025
TW: Eating disorders Today is my 14th wedding anniversary. Everyone say hi and congrats to Joshua. He's tolerated my shenanigans for over twenty years and...

#2 - Introduction
#2 - Introduction
November 20, 2025
If you’re already here, you probably know me. But in case you don’t - hi, I’m Ariel. I’m 40 (I’m a man, I’m 40), You may know me from such works as: ranting...

#1 - Skin
#1 - Skin
November 18, 2025
Let’s start off easy. You’re going to keep your promise to your friends. Hi. I’ve been struggling for a long time, trying to figure out what to say...

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