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August 17, 2026

write a diary for your algorithm

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when i was a kid, my dream was to be a member of a Nielsen family. Nielsen families were American families who kept diaries of what TV shows they watched, which were then used to generate the ratings that determined how successful the shows were. television was my family's religion and so being a Nielsen family would basically mean God was listening to us.

in 2026, there is no TV guide; no orderly, legible schedule of monoculture content. our video feed algorithms are atomized and ephemeral, always melting into air. as they mutate over time, this can feel like a loss. i still have deep nostalgia for my TikTok algorithm when i first started using the app years ago, how it really could give me a kind of infinite jest, to entertain me for as long as i was willing to scroll. today, i still drag myself through it, always hoping to be surprised by a glimmer of delight, but the quality is a shadow of what it once was.

regardless of the process of the progress of enshittification on your algorithms, it's an interesting exercise in "self" documentation to be your algorithm's amanuensis. there's nothing stopping you from just manually sitting next to your phone with a notebook and a pen, but i made this little app to make it easier and more fun:

algo diary

just screen record yourself scrolling on your phone, then put the video in (should work on either mobile or desktop on modern browsers). the app will break your feed into the component parts and then give you a form to annotate what you see, in whatever style you like (the easiest is to just write "objective" single sentence descriptions of what's there). export that (with or without thumbnails) and share it in your newsletter or wherever! everything is local; your data never goes anywhere and it disappears as soon as you close the tab.

as a test, here's a report of about five minutes of my Instagram Reels feed this morning. this is a little flat and underdeveloped because of the time spent working on the app, but i’ll make more that are more interesting!

julia jacklin performing an acoustic cover of "someday" by sugar ray
a developer explaining how Crash Bandicoot stole memory from the C libraries on the playstation
really dramatic ad for an expensive guitar delay pedal
a woman pretending to be a dog who suddenly catches a smell and gets interested

a woman pretending to be on a date with a furry

ad for a stash box that you can use for “anything”

developer demoing her app that will sync your hand gestures on your webcam to different pictures of cats

chinese american person expressing mock jealousy of zohran mamdani's chinese pronounciation

ad for a tea-cup with a built in strainer that you tilt to strain

glitchy live electronic music on an old casio keyboard looped into a sampler

james blake and lil yachty sitting next to each other in a recording studio

guitar store employee plagued by many people playing the opening riff to "can't stop" by the red hot chili peppers

an orangutan bashing a nut, with a caption about AI watching a person code manually

ad for portland tour stop by chanel beads
matthew mcconaughey describing how he learned weed got too strong when he was hypnotized by a janet jackson song in his car
niche content mocking the shoe choices of "every southern dude who gets a sales job in a mid market city"
ad for a guitar amp
day 561 of series reviewing Moby Dick one page at a time

small dog illuminated by flashing lights from a computer screen, caption about owner neglect

ad for an MMORPG

footage from the woodstock movie where someone instructs people not to eat the brown acid

comedy vid about "when someone innocently agrees with you about your dog's very real flaws"

woman creates a kind of silicone face that she wears on her kneecap

scorpio meme of an isolated forest hillside with a compound for just scorpio and scorpio's friend


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  • Hamilton Nolan, rayne fisher-quann, and Katie Gatti Tassin talking (with transcript) about Substack and labor

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