ok english major!

1. great late period wayne verse on "brand new": the cadence sometimes reminds me of one of my all time faves "dr. carter" (the beat is also good friday era kanye style (while not being actually produced by kanye, whose music i no longer listen to)).

You know not to test me like SAT
They pay me like RiRi, ASAP
Hotter than AZ, cool as an AC
Yeah, my diamonds gon' sing like do-re-mi
Yeah, my diamonds gon' dance like my bro CB
And I pop two X, that's Dos Equis (Brand new, brand new)
Yeah, brand new money, brand new hundreds
Got a bunch of zeros like a bag of new Funyuns
Brand new phone with a brand new number
On some brand new shit, need a brand new plumber 

1. story that deborah told me about michelle zauner at a party starting a conversation with taylor swift by asking whether hemingway inspired a line in "invisible string" and taylor said "ok english major!" and then walked away.

2. new fruit that deborah introduced me to, kiwi berries, which are like if kiwis hadn't gone through puberty yet (the size of grapes, no fuzz just smooth). also the crate of mangoes i bought at h-mart have finally ripened and they're so sweet.