beautiful genius writers sarah hagi and claire carusillo
i'm thankful new gawker is here starring friends of this newsletter/beautiful genius writers sarah hagi and claire carusillo, among various other luminaries (kelly conaboy on bathroom trash cans and also i will keep refreshing this search)! start by reading (on your phone, of course) "ANY OFFLINE ACTIVITY COUNTS AS READING" and the modest proposal "REPLACE ALL CHILD ACTORS WITH ADULTS IN MOTION-CAPTURE SUITS" (i will sign the change.org).
speaking of spitting into each other's mouths, the episode of love island i watched last night had this challenge which was the most disgusting thing i have possibly ever seen in my life where couples passed the various ingredients (solid, liquid, and everywhere in between) for a roast dinner between each other's mouths and then reconstituted it on a plate and then i was more horrified to learn on slack that this is not some hellish one off in this season but a recurring challenge that is like two partners one plate or the dumbest possible pasolini, thanks i hate it!!!!
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