on one of the multiple times a day where, while in an absent-minded fugue state, i put my phone or kindle or water or glasses somewhere and then it becomes invisible to me and i walk around, trying to see this invisible thing while hiding from d the fact that i have lost something yet again and do not want to ask for her help the millionth fucking time and it is embarrassing and anyway every time this happens she catches me and asks me what i’m looking for and then helps me find it