i’m thankful i found my keys, which had been missing for two and a half days but weren’t in the usual places i lose things, and which d, who can almost always help find the idiot place i have left my things as i daydream around and then after dinner i was looking in the silverware drawer for a toothpick and there in the bottom of the tray with a corkscrew and some bottle caps and a small measuring spoon scraped up by the garbage disposal were my keys.