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Forever a third wheel
June 21, 2021
Mary Worth, 6/21/21 Wait, Santa Roymart? Isn't that where Tommy and Brandy work? Does Shauna know Tommy? Do Shauna and Tommy go to 12-step meetings together?...
Praiseworthy Sunday
June 20, 2021
Rex Morgan, M.D., 6/20/21 Since Rex Morgan plots move in excruciating slow motion, we've all basically been waiting for weeks now for this moment, where...
Saturday quickies
June 19, 2021
Beetle Bailey, 6/19/21 Looks like the enlisted men of Camp Swampy have finally launched a violent coup against their commanding officers, and you know what?...
Metapost: COTW <i>and</i> classic <i>Blondie?</i> Our cup runneth over!
June 18, 2021
Folks, your comment of the week in a moment, but first: you might remember that a few days ago Blondie made a joke about Blondie's long-ago roommate, which...
Shauna knows EXACTLY how dumb, gullible, and horny Drew is
June 18, 2021
Mary Worth, 6/18/21 Ah, yes, Shauna and Ashlee “ran in the same circles,” definitely a phrase that someone who ran in those circles would use! Also they ran...
Generational battles (non-"Dustin" edition)
June 17, 2021
Gil Thorp, 6/17/21 Good news, everyone! The library fight in Gil Thorp has ended in a classic "We're not so different, you and I" situation, in which Abel...
Alexander catches "Party Monster" on Netflix and awkward questions are raised
June 16, 2021
Slylock Fox, 6/16/21 A human can outrun all of these animals ... over a short distance, yes. But what if the animals started thinking in the long term? What...
Pretty sure Ashlee is arriving, not leaving, Shauna, but that's still a good burn
June 15, 2021
Blondie, 6/15/21 I continue to respect Blondie's decision to acknowledge the coronavirus pandemic maybe once a month or so, but even with that context...
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT FOR DR. DREW'S LOVE
June 14, 2021
Mary Worth, 6/14/21 Oh hell yeah, it’s Shauna, everybody! Surely you’ve remembered Jeff’s little story about Drew’s ex Shauna, who was wild and demanding and...
More like BORED games, amiright (because it's all very boring)
June 13, 2021
Rex Morgan, M.D., 6/13/21 Hello, Rex Morgan readers! In your desperate attempt to grab onto anything of even slight interest in this comic strip, anything at...
Honestly impressive that birds are using money at all
June 12, 2021
Shoe, 6/12/21 OK, first thing's first: any legacy comics artist convinced they're going to be on the cutting edge with a cryptocurrency joke has to...
Metapost: Early mornin' COTW
June 11, 2021
Rosy-fingered dawn is here, and she’s brought the comment fo the week! "Diane is cosplaying and posing for no one in particular, and the boys are backlit...
Don't let his communist clinic branding fool you: Drew's a class enemy
June 11, 2021
Gil Thorp, 6/11/21 I guess what’s going on here is that each of the Coaches Thorp is sitting with their own student-athlete in the teen vs. teen’s...
I assume she's at school and not just randomly standing next to a ... credenza ... somewhere?
June 10, 2021
Hi and Lois, 6/10/21 I was going to go on a riff here about how women are forced to do this carefully calibrated gender performance where if they don’t get...
Finally, we've discovered a conversation duller than talking about your dreams
June 9, 2021
Crankshaft, 6/9/21 Congratulations to Crankshaft for delivering a strip whose meaning isn't immediately obvious, but in a way that makes it feel like maybe...
Sincerely hope tweens are out there reading "Crankshaft" to their horrified dads in real life
June 8, 2021
Mary Worth, 6/8/21 An important aspect of the Ashlee plot is that Ashlee didn’t just grow up with bad parents; she’s also currently poor and living in...
Soaps and old people
June 7, 2021
Mark Trail, 6/7/21 Mark is off battling influencers, and Cherry is about to do battle with an HOA over native plants, so where does that leave Rusty? Well,...
Sunday is for family time!
June 6, 2021
Dennis the Menace, 6/6/21 Ha ha, it's another Sunday strip where Dennis does some menacing without even showing up! He's interfering with his parents'...
Unnecessarily horny Saturday
June 5, 2021
Baby Blues, 6/5/21 Imagine that you were on the verge of experiencing some marital intimacy with your husband, when suddenly you realized your cheek was...
Metapost: Come and get it! ("It" here being your COTW)
June 4, 2021
FOLKS … it’s time again for the comment of the week "In today’s semifinals of the Who Can Pour More Coffee in Their Lap tournament, we see the different...
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