They can't all be highbrow, folks
Gasoline Alley, 11/18/22 Big Good Some news, everybody: Rufus has managed to use his sexual wiles to help Walt make his big dream of hanging off the back of...
Good thing Neo-Chicago made medical malpractice lawsuits illegal
Dick Tracy, 11/17/22 Look, I know, we're never getting back to the glory days of "guy in gimp suit gets eaten alive by rats," but you have to admit that...
Classic cousin Kyle and/or classic the government, amiright
Gil Thorp, 11/16/22 It's been a while since I've kept you up to date on the various plot threads in Gil Thorp, a strip that appears to be on a breakneck pace...
Nothing to lose but etc.
Blondie, 11/15/22 I love this comic, which is quite clearly the product of a person who has never encountered protests or union organizing (here collapsed...
That bear loves to lick things, folks [wink]
Mary Worth, 11/14/22 I have to say that I’m proud of our girl Iris here: the fact that she was almost dragged to her death by the weight of her hunky...
You don't expect Tommy to shop for his own "items," do you? He's only 28
Beetle Bailey, 11/13/22 This is an actually pretty good Beetle Bailey, in my opinion. It uses the longer Sunday format to interesting effect: taking what...
Ghost, zombie, whatever, you get the point
Beetle Bailey, 11/12/22 Holy shit! It's Keith Haring, back from the dead and painting a mural on the outside of the Halftracks' house! I'm not sure what the...
Metapost: Armistice COTW
Oh look, it’s your comment of the week! Right here! "Deep in the Algerian desert, the countdown for Gerboise Bleue nears zéro. The range safety officer peers...
Josh gets dark
Mary Worth, 11/11/22 “Nah, babe. Even the prospect of our tragic death can only shake us out of the boring ruts of our usual routine for a day or so. That’s...
Forbidden municipal romance
Gasoline Alley, 11/10/22 Gasoline Alley is, I admit, one of those strips I read out of a sense of professional obligation rather than a true inborn...
I'm talkin' involuntary poopin', if that's not clear
Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/9/22 Oh, sorry folks, I haven’t been keeping you up to date on the antics of “Mud Mountain Murphy!” Well, after doing some mild flirting...
Impressive that the tent stays that bold orange color in the relentless Saharan sun
Crock, 11/8/22 As America’s #1 syndicated newspaper comic strip blogger, I probably have a better handle on the internal lore of many of the strips than...
All I want to do is travel across the country without looking at a poor person, is that too much to ask
Dustin, 11/7/22 Oh, I'm sorry, did you think that the syndicated comic Dustin was done airing its petty grievances about air travel? Well, you thought wrong,...
Mary will, of course, be giving away the bride
Mary Worth, 11/6/22 Welp, it looks like Mary Worth does have an important lesson to teach us about love, and it’s that if your gal rejects your marriage...
They can print anything they want in the paper these days, because nobody reads them anymore
Gil Thorp, 11/5/22 “Thanks for doing this on such short notice, Gil.” “Of course, Marjie. Actually it worked out great, because it turns out the football...
Metapost: The novel COTWirus
Hey folks! Have you ever heard about a little something called karma???? It goes like this: I make an innocent little joke in which I call for the death of...
Tipsy Lockhorns >>>>>>> bored apes
Dennis the Menace, 11/4/22 I actually think it’s more or less fine to do a syndicated newspaper strip that takes place in some kind of permanent 1950s boomer...
Will Gil be sleeping on the extra futon in Kaz's sex dojo???
Gil Thorp, 11/3/22 The new Gil Thorp writer has definitely upped the strip's confusion game, which used to be centered on two plots you couldn't keep track...
Dennis has been wandering around in that soiled shirt for days, it's sad really
Blondie, 11/2/22 I had a whole riff ready to go here about how I’m not a prude and it’s not like I think legacy comics characters shouldn’t feel and express...
Just a tip, kids: try not to fall to your death
Funky Winkerbean, 11/1/22 Huh, well, I guess Funky really is shutting down Montoni’s after all? This of course provides a great opportunity to trace the...