Metapost: Let's talk COTW, kids
You want your top comment of the week? You got it. "Once you go Weston, you'll never be restin’!” --MKay You want your runners up? You got that too! "The...
Grim Friday
Hi and Lois, 2/24/23 Welp, I guess we all knew this day -- the day when Dot and Ditto from Hi and Lois stand in the middle of the street staring at a...
Mostly Walker-Browne Thursday
Beetle Bailey, 2/23/23 The joke here is clearly that Otto is imitating Beetle’s typical slothfulness, but wouldn’t it be funny if this were a lead-in to...
Next week, Dustin dares to proclaim that bacon ... is epic
Dustin, 2/22/23 Is a hot dog a sandwich? This question bubbled up from the bowels of the web in 2013, certainly a more innocent time for online discourse,...
This Pluggers panel doesn't even deliver a single beast-man, what the heck
Slylock Fox, 2/21/23 So I guess these nightmare-bugs are supposed to be … termites? Or some other horrible bug that feasts on wood, but I’m not going to...
She's going to report him ... to SCHOOL MANAGEMENT
Mary Worth, 2/20/23 This upcoming court battle is going to settle an important precedent: can legal action be taken against someone for stuff they do in your...
Hour of the Bewilburbeast
Rex Morgan, M.D., 2/19/23 You probably don’t remember (because why would you, remembering inane Rex Morgan plots for you is my job, literally), but way back...
Menace level: Gnostic
Dustin, 2/18/23 Look, I’m glad that Dustin’s dad being all “the women all use yoga as an excuse to dress like WHORES now and it makes me AROUSED” is the...
That bull sure has strong feelings about laziness (?)
Slylock Fox, 2/17/23 From years of reading Slylock Fox together, we've come to understand that the word it depicts is one where the animals rose up against...
Robust oxy competition is good for consumers, honestly
Mary Worth, 2/16/23 Look, I’m not going to say I’m done with Wilbur, like Estelle and Iris justifiably are, but I am a little sick of his shit, and feel like...
Love the headband, I hope Leroy announced that he was about to "get physical"
Dennis the Menace, 2/15/23 I know the intended reading here is that Dennis is asking Mr. Wilson, who doesn’t like kids now, whether he (Mr. Wilson) liked...
Love (or something) is in the air
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith and Blondie, 2/14/23 One strip you could write off, but two? That’s a trend. Folks, if you didn’t get your beloved a slab of...
Max mouse is NOT an adequate exterminator substitute
Slylock Fox, 2/13/23 This deceitful dog may be the one who’s putting the scam into action, but I don’t think he’s the mastermind behind it. Look at that...
The day of the superb owl
Rex Morgan, M.D., 2/12/23 You guys know I dearly miss the days when Sarah was a weird precocious adult-child, back before before she got hit by a car and it...
"By his near-death" is an interesting way to put it
Dustin, 2/11/23 Dustin’s scrunched up face of glee in the final panel is honestly one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. “Oh, man, my dad is really being...
Get his ass, Coach Kim
Gil Thorp, 2/10/23 Huh, so I guess while Coach Martinez reigns supreme in football, in basketball he must answer to “Coach Kim,” who I assume is delivering...
Thursday quickies
Between Friends, 2/9/23 Between Friends is a strip that takes place in Canada, and mostly you don’t have to know or care about this, but every once in a...
Is a head assistant coach above or below an assistant head coach
Gil Thorp, 2/8/23 Oh, hey, remember Emmett Tays, the former Milford football player who presented Gil with his major award and told a fun story about how he...
His humiliation sense is tingling
Crock, 2/7/22 Wow, first there’s a good joke in Crock, and now there’s a Crock that does a decent job of showing the mania of self-delusion that overcomes a...
Mostly one panels
The Lockhorns, 2/6/23 A thing I like about The Lockhorns is that it’s a comic about a marriage that has spiraled into truly dark territory, but most of the...