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September 9, 2024
Click the banner to contribute by PayPal, or here for other options. The twentieth anniversary Comics Curmudgeon Fall Fundraiser is here! Celebrate two...
Magnets, how do they work? Thorin knows!
September 9, 2024
Dustin, 9/9/24 Deckhand on an Alaskan crab boat. Choker setter for a logging crew. Apprentice roofer. C'mon, Dustin—get it over with. Dick Tracy, 9/9/24...
Sad Sunday
September 8, 2024
The Phantom, 9/8/24 Phantom was growing increasingly vexed That the proles would identify him as John X. So by making up missions and playing a role He set...
Weekend wisecracks
September 7, 2024
Gil Thorp, 9/7/24 Best. Gil Thorp. Ever. Flash Gordon, 9/7/24 Ergon, leader of the Power Men who maintain the capital's tunnels, negotiates concessions from...
Marital mirth
September 6, 2024
Luann, 9/6/24 I won't trouble you with the months-long "Brad and Toni consider having a child, then reconsider after caring for Toni's niece Shannon"...
Metapost: Early vacation-heralding COTW
Premium post · September 5, 2024
FOLKS!!!! It is time for me, your faithful blogger, to take one of my occasional vacations from the comics and from this site, so you know what that means:...
Thursday quickies
Premium post · September 5, 2024
Beetle Bailey, 9/5/24 Sarge is correct: his men are extremely vulnerable to the range weapons that are fated to kill them when they finally enter combat....
Jokes and japes for the aged
Premium post · September 4, 2024
Beetle Bailey, Blondie, and Shoe, 9/4/24 Look, we'd all like to believe that works of art spring from the pure, isolated genius of their creator's mind, but...
Soapy Tuesday
Premium post · September 3, 2024
Gil Thorp, 9/3/24 I always joke about how the population of the Milford and the greater Valley Conference catchment area at large are completely crazed over...
Don't even get me STARTED on why we don't celebrate on May 1 like everyone else
Premium post · September 2, 2024
Gil Thorp, 9/2/24 Happy Labor Day, everybody! I guess it's now an annual tradition for a continuity strip character to appear as Rosie the Riveter to promote...
Don't want my furniture talking or even thinking. Sorry if that's not "politically correct"
Premium post · September 1, 2024
Mary Worth, 9/1/24 Hey guys! Sorry I didn't keep you up to date on the big drama at the Santa Royale Veterinarians Convention, which is that Dr. Ed ran into...
Sammy, stand up for yourself. We're on a deadline here
Premium post · August 31, 2024
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith 8/31/24 You know, I've been doing this blog for two decades now, and yet somehow until today I've never paused to ask myself...
Looks like somebody got ... [puts on sunglasses] ... burned
Premium post · August 30, 2024
Gil Thorp, 8/30/24 America yearns to know: What's up with the beloved new character "Torch" in Gil Thorp? Have we figured out if "Torch" is his first name,...
Somebody else planned this convention, so no, you'll actually find it considerably more difficult
Premium post · August 29, 2024
Beetle Bailey, 8/29/24 I was going to say that Beetle's whining here is unrealistic, as well as being literally, legally insubordinate, but you know what?...
There's not a MONOPOLY on violence exactly, but those IOUs are essentially legal tender
Premium post · August 28, 2024
Dick Tracy, 8/28/24 I guess the woman in the final panel is supposed to be looking up at a big screen, but it really looks like she's rolling her eyes in...
Tuesday quickies
Premium post · August 27, 2024
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 8/27/24 Ha, get it, you thought she wanted Ernie to stop smoking tobacco, a dangerous and expensive habit ... but in fact,...
Space is the place ... for love
Premium post · August 26, 2024
Dick Tracy, 8/26/24 Someone who's had some weird romance arcs in his time is Junior, Dick Tracy's son in the comic strip Dick Tracy. Long ago he was married...
Karaoke wedding band ... you heard it here first
Premium post · August 25, 2024
Pardon My Planet, 8/25/24 Ha ha, you guys, you know how Superman has heat vision, right? Well, what if -- hear me out -- what if he was out with his...
Ed's talking like a man who wants to get outflanked by an armored division at his own wedding
Premium post · August 24, 2024
Marvin and Hi and Lois, 8/24/24 Jeff ... Hi ... you morons. You idiots. You absolute fools. You're already looking ahead to the passage of time, to the day...
Metapost: The week is done, the comments are here
Premium post · August 23, 2024
Friday = comment of the week day, LET'S DO THIS: "Mary pounding at the window, desperate to hear more about this estranged cousin situation. Former best...
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