Dick Tracy, 9/25/21

Oh, huh, I guess the guy in the Ace of Spades outfit isn't actually the first guy to wear the Ace of Spades outfit, and that apparently the reason the Ace of Spades outfit involves a mask is that the original guy had a huge "A" in the middle of his forehead. This is profoundly uninteresting to me, it turns out, but I guess we're going to watch Dick try to puzzle all these questions out when he could just USE DIET SMITH'S TIME-DRONE TO ZOOM IN ON THE EXACT MOMENT OF THE MURDER AND SOLVE IT WITHOUT ANY EFFORT, god, Dick, do I have to think of everything for you????

Mary Worth, 9/25/21